OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I REALLY DID THIS.......
after school, jenn was pulling me to go to westfield
and on the way out i saw this sexy thing!!!
omg and it's a moment where u just HAD to do it yknow!!
so like BAM!!! i slapped brandon's SEXY ASS
awwwww it's sooo sexxyyyyy
at first i walked past it and i was thinking
OMG I CAN'T RESIST
ahahha i know i'm crazy
sooo i walked back and BAM!!
so now i'm 110% high and i seriously can't get over it
and ahaha brandon thought it was jenn
but she was totally WTF-HAPPENED ? about it
cuz obviously she didn't know what happened
and i was laughing my ass offffffffffffffff!!!!!!!
and then brandon was like: lorrraaaainnnneee~~ u slapped my ass didn't u
& he kept staring at me....
but i kept denying
and now he's all
- i know u love my sexy ass
- come get it!!!
about it to me.......omg so hottt !!!
brandon's effin hot and plus his sexy ass he's smokin` hot!

yeap yeap.
i'm fucking high
kinda intoxicated
ahahhahahahahhah
and then me and jenn went to the park to meet brandon and robbie....
&guess what???????
NOW ROBBIE KNOWS TOO!! X)
and he's so teasing me bout it
everyone knows it's a joke ok!!
anyways, so yeah we mucked around on the flying fox thingo
brandon said that guys are supposed to smack chick's ass
not the other way round so..........

since today was the greek festival,
WE HAD TO DO THE EFFIN PLAY OMG!
i was fucking nervous duuuddeee!!
so yeah i'll be scarred for life

ok siong tuan's been telling me the momma jokes
omg some are so hilarious

Yo mama was so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama so fat, she step on a scale it says to be continued....
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money
Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Disneyworld and saw that sign Disneyworld left, so she went home
Yo mama so stupid, she got a doughnut and returned it cause it got a hole in it!!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

these are the best ones!!!!
siong tuan just cracks me up
i just love all of `em
it's so funny!!!

and on the bus daniel was telling me and mel some momma jokes too
but i can't remember tho
so anyways i'm gonna edit some after school photos
TOODLES!